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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:28

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some ways to get sweaty before a concert?
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Still no good.
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
—
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds