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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some ways to get sweaty before a concert?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

No way

Ron Killings Confirms Report That Nick Khan Brought Him Back To WWE - Wrestlezone

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is US hell bent on a private capitalist free opinion sharing platform like Tiktok? What happened to their mantra of so-called free spirit of capitalism and freedom of expression that they have been preaching to the rest of the world for decades?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Still no good.

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

How I’ll Remember Edmund White - Vulture

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Brad Pitt and Tim Cook surprise fans at Apple Fifth Avenue ahead of ‘F1 The Movie’ release - 9to5Mac

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

As Trump goes to G7 summit, other world leaders aim to show they’re not intimidated - AP News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Thunder clap back behind Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, bench to take Game 2, even NBA Finals with 123-107 win - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds